snarkasaurus: 8yrs: How to catch a kangaroo in 0:32 seconds\ australian people I am torn between hysterical laughter and fear that people are going to do this and wind up dead because they decided on. Like. A fully grown red kangaroo.
fancybidet: annicaspoon: i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass you don’t understand how many times I have to repeat this to myself.
partyforted: what if fall out boy gets on jimmy kimmel and just plays a cover of “we are never ever getting back together” and just leaves without saying a word and that’s it